Best 33 Funny Teacher Quotes

Hey !  Are you a teacher or Student ?? Because this post is about you. Title of this post ” funny teacher quotes ” In this post we have covered a lot of quotes about teacher and students.  In this post you will read funny teachers quotes in english.

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Teacher is that man who makes our life easy in the world. we learn a lot of things from teachers. what is wrong and right in the world it’s everything we learn from them. He is that person who spend his life to make  another life of students.

we all know in the school time one teacher is  always favourite. on the teachers day we celebrate our teachers and we do mimicry of teachers and on that day we do free them from teaching.  That day we enjoy full with our teachers.

So in this post you will read all funny quotes on teachers.  we should not be serious all time. sometime we should enjoy that day or life of moments.


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Funny Teacher Quotes

 

A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.

Funny Teacher Quotes

A smile is the prettiest thing you’ll ever wear.

 

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

 

Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it.

 

A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers.  I gladly gave him all of my students’ essays to grade and drove off.

 

 A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.  I replied, “Kindergarten.” 

Funny Teacher Quotes

Education is not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.

 

A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.

 

I cannot teach anybody anything; I can only make them think.

 

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

 

Toughest part of teaching? Eating lunch in 20 minutes like it’s an Olympic sport .

Funny Teacher Quotes

Science is like magic, but real… just like my endless supply of pencils that disappear by October .

 

History class is a blast from the past – and occasionally a nap time for students.

 

“Is it Friday yet?” – Me, every Monday (and sometimes Tuesdays too) 

 

Autocorrect has nothing on the creative spelling I see in English papers.

 

Sure, I give homework. But remember, I have to grade it all, so who’s the real victim here? 

Funny Teacher Quotes

May your coffee be strong and your students’ attitudes be stronger” – Every teacher’s morning prayer 

 

I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn’t want it, but is forced by law to buy it.

 

Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it.

 

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

 

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Funny Teacher Quotes

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know .

 

Teaching is a work of heart, and humor is the glue that holds it all together.

 

A good teacher can explain complex concepts in a way that even a dentist could understand.

 

Teaching is the only profession where you can tell people to be quiet and they have to listen.

 

A teacher’s favorite color is always ‘grading papers’.

Funny Teacher Quotes

Teaching is like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire and you’re on fire too.

 

I don’t always have a favorite student, but when I do, it’s the one who brings me coffee.

 

Teaching is the only job where you can ask a question and get 25 different incorrect answers.

 

Teaching is a unique profession where you get paid with apples and homemade crafts.

 

I always say ‘give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he’ll never leave you alone during lunch break.’

Funny Teacher Quotes

A teacher’s superpower is the ability to have eyes in the back of their head.

 

If a teacher’s classroom is a mess, it’s just a reflection of their creativity.


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